There's a guy. He's pretty useless and he's annoying, but he could teavj you a thing about that. ( a slow, heavy blink ) He'd have to learn to keep his hands to himself first though ( one day you'll meet my older self and. things will get awkward. yay??? )

What does it matter to - no, don't start. (disgruntled!! no more talk about morals pls ) What makes someone a child to you? Easier to answer for me if I know how your weird head works.